After much consideration The Leader for the Feline Pawty of Australia, Mr Bumpy Cat, has appointed little old me as his Shadow Minispurr for Sneakiness. He felt I was somecat who had the talents to be in charge of ASIO, the Federal Police and even Military Intelligence – in other words all the Departments that require the leadership of a sneaky feline like moi.
More about my Policies and how I intend to bring the human parties to their knees later, but first by courtesty of my Media Liaison Officer, @JanisFelidae, we show you just two of the disguises I use when out on “sneaky business”:
The first challenge I set myself was to plaster one of our campaign posters on Miss Fanta Pant’s (aka Julia Gillard) front fence at her modest home in the suburb of Altona in Melbourne’s western suburbs. Alas, when I arrived I found there was NO fence, but as I’d already bribed the Federal Police with BabyBels I was able to araldite our Feline Pawty poster to her lounge window. I then inspected the foundations of her home and found a swarm of feral rats nibbling away. Without doubt that this house will be sunk by September.
Now it was the the turn of my fellow Panfur and Feline Pawty Candidate for Sydney Hoummous to make a visit to the Budgie Smuggler’s (aka Tony Abbott) home at Forrestville in the posh Warringah Electorate
Suitably decked out in a Hard Hat (with light) and steel capped working boots “H” sneaked his way onto Tony’s property. Bravely “H” ignored the rats chewing on Mr. Abbott’s foundations and discovered a snake skin! It is in my labaratory now for further investigation as we feel it might be the shedding of one of the many disguises of Mr. Abbott.
“H” also found proof that Mr Abbot really does smuggle budgies into his speedos when surfing at Dee Why. He came across a cage filled with birdies (see following picture), but I need more evidence before I can call in the RSPCA of NSW.